----- Original Message -----
From: "Raymond Lam" <raymond@rf.com.my>
To: <Undisclosed-Recipient:;>
Sent: Friday, July 18, 2003 9:40 AM
Subject: Fw: Funny!!!!


> >    This is ridiculously funny...
> >    >
> >    >
> >    >The multi-purpose MyKad is the latest version of our
> >    perpetually
> >    >metamorphosing IC. With an embedded smart chip, it can also
> >    store our
> >    >medical history, driver's license, act as an ATM card, serve
> >    as an
> >    >electronic purse and even be used at the National Library.
> >    However, a
> >    >recent experience by a holder brought to light the
> >    questionable control on
> >    >access, potential information abuse and privacy infringement.
> >    As the
> >    >belated debate rages on, I can foresee a likely scenario when
> >    ordering
> >    >pizzas in the near future...
> >    >
> >    >Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Rumah Attap. May I
> >    have your..."
> >    >
> >    >Customer: "Haloo, can I order.."
> >    >
> >    >Operator : "Can I have your MyKad number first, Sir?"
> >    >
> >    >Customer: "It's eh..., hold on...... 6102049998-45-54610"
> >    >
> >    >Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Dhaljeet Singh and you're
> >    calling from 17
> >    >Jalan Awan Hitam, off Jalan Ipoh. Your home number is 4094
> >    2366, your
> >    >office 7645 2302 and your mobile is 014 266 2566. Which
> >    number are
> >    >you calling from now Sir?
> >    >
> >    >Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"
> >    >
> >    >Operator : "We are connected to the MyKad system Sir"
> >    >
> >    >Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
> >    >
> >    >Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
> >    >
> >    >Customer: "How come?"
> >    >
> >    >Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high
> >    blood
> >    >pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
> >    >
> >    >Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
> >    >
> >    >Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like
> >    it"
> >    >
> >    >Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
> >    >
> >    >Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien
> >    Dishes" from the
> >    >National Library last week Sir"
> >    >
> >    >Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family sized ones
> >    then, how much
> >    >will that cost?
> >    >
> >    >Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir.
> >    The total is
> >    >99.99 Ringgit..."
> >    >
> >    >Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
> >    >
> >    >Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your
> >    credit card is
> >    >over the limit and you're owing your bank 6720.55 Ringgit
> >    since October
> >    >last year"
> >    >
> >    >Customer: " $^*%$)%_#$ *
> >    >
> >    >Operator : "That's not including the late payment charges on
> >    your housing
> >    >loan Sir.
> >    >
> >    >Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and
> >    withdraw
> >    >some cash before your guy arrives"
> >    >
> >    >Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've
> >    reached your daily
> >    >limit on machine withdrawal today"
> >    >
> >    >Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the
> >    cash ready. How
> >    >long is it gonna take anyway?"
> >    >
> >    >Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you
> >    can always
> >    >come and collect it on your motorcycle..."
> >    >
> >    >Customer: "Kuti!" [Translation]
> >    >
> >    >Operator : "According to the details in your MyKad, you own a
> >    Comel
> >    >Scooter, ...registration number WOB 1123..."
> >    >
> >    >Customer: "Tera peh thenoo picheyo kush karda hunda!"
> >    Translation]
> >    >
> >    >Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th
> >    July 1987 you
> >    >were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?"
> >    >
> >    >Customer: [Speechless]
> >    >
> >    >Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
> >    >
> >    >Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that
> >    3 free
> >    >bottles of cola as advertised?"
> >    >
> >    >Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records
> >    you're also
> >    >diabetic....... "
> >    >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >