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Statutory Declarations For Dungus
by TV Smith
10/07/08


Since statutory declarations are the fad these days, I am marketing a simple form for beginners and the budget conscious. Fill in your name, address, check the boxes and sign. That's it. There's even an optional section for those who can't afford a glitzy press conference. Get them at your nearest stationery or convenience shop. Not sure if it will stand up in court though :)

Statutory Declaration
I, _______________________ (NRIC ________________ ) a Malaysian citizen of full age and residing at ________________________________________________
do solemnly and sincerely declare as follows:
 
Employed Unemployed A Dropout

02. I recently:
    
witnessed overheard participated in

03. An incident involving:
sex corruption conspiracy

04. I was the: the perpetrator the victim the guy hiding in the cupboard

05. I will furnish more info:
a bit at a time if the response is good when I change my mind

Additional info for the media (optional):

a. Name of lawyer consulted before declaration: ______________________

b. Name of lawyer I will be consulting after declaration: __________________

c. In the last 24 hours, I have met:
a VIP a travel agent the other guy hiding in the cupboard


d. If I leave my pet behind in a cage, it will be taken care of by:
my neighbours my nephews Chinese newspaper reporters


I make this declaration conscientiously believing it is true.



Sign here

 


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