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THE
HYMEN CLOCK
by TV Smith
12/10/04
The media's
compassionate and faithful reporting of
rape trials may have spawned a new exciting product. Couple the hymen hype with
public obsession over tissue issues and the inevitable happens. Ta da! Introducing
the timely Hymen Clock™.
In a recent case involving a young
girl from a training camp, the nation was duly informed about the state of her
hymen. It was reportedly decorated with old tears at the "5 and 7 o'clock"
positions. In yet another case, a woman's hymen made the headlines because it
was "eroded" by multiple sex partners.
With this innovative
gadget, caring and inquisitive Malaysians no longer need to second-guess. It
should be available at all newsstands and major pharmacies starting this December.
Dua Sen was the first to receive a sample for review and
testing. Here's a brief overview:
| Pros:
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Embedded picture enables easy mental alignment when reading
medical examiner's testimony.
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Dials are easy to adjust and its position may be stored for
comparison with wife or girlfriend's.
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Convenient and accurate bedside reference. Handy when
reading or watching sex crime news in bed.
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Compact size makes it easy for rookie reporters to carry
into courtrooms.
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Free chart with detailed gynecological info of 100 recent
rape victims compiled from newspapers.Cons:
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The lack of a 'second hand'
makes it difficult to match cases with multiple tears.
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Design may be unappealing to
superstitious Chinese users, especially on lottery draw days.
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Slim legs make it easy to knock
over.
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Poor educational value as picture
is partially censored.
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Embedded picture suspiciously
similar to Tai Ee Long (Big
Ear Hole) Company's logo. |
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©
2004 TV SMITH
Link to this article: http://www.tvsmith.net.my/duasen/121004_hymen.html
See also: ANY OLD WOUNDS IN YOUR VAGINA?
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