WEEK THAT WAS|
week it was. I have not seen my dear friend and blogger Sam
for ages and she phoned up Monday to say she's in town. So I took a leisurely
drive to that hotel-california-ish Hotel Maluri, knocked on the door and
was greeted by the same ravishingly beautiful woman I last saw eight years ago.
She immediately ushered me into the bathroom to stick a tube up my rear end.
see, Sam has a new found purpose in life. Her mission? To rinse the colon of every
known friend, relative and blogger. She even brought along a machine that will
force feed my butt. I am normally not adverse to kinky stuff but I managed to
persuade her to go down to the coffee house. Catching up over coffee beats gargling
one's rectum over a toilet bowl anytime. OK. Enough of scatological stuff. Let's
move on to food.
at my favourite mamak stall:|
Me : Aneh, telor tiga suku masak
Raju: Macha! Tadi saya ada nampak lu mia gambar dalam surat
Me : Wah! Lu selalu baca berita ah?
Saya nampak bila saya bungkus nasi
I appeared in The Sun, The Star & The Moon, all within the same week. This
rare alignment of the celestial and planetary bodies may have cast some misunderstandings.
There are some things I need to clarify here.
My comment in The Sun on
The Budget (clipping left) was completely watered down. What I really said was
"Flower Bridge (translate that to Cantonese), you all! Show some bladi
respect, we are now subsidising your road tax.
The original quote is 'unprintable' here too.
The Sun Daily|| |
thing Lu Sean (blog link withheld at her request) said when she flipped
open The Star (clipping above) was "I look like I'm drunk." First thing
I said was "We look like we are both drunk." To set the record straight;
she wasn't drinking. I was. The hosts were Germans, for crying out loud. Blogger
Emily Ng, who was also
my desginated driver for that evening, thought Lu Sean looked pretty and radiant.
She looked high and pretty.
at Waikiki... Whooze face more merah? Blogger Patrick
Teoh seemed to be asking (pic left). My designated driver and girl-next-door
blogger Zona Marie Tan is also
seen stealing another gulp. Patrick's elder daughter Melisa (pic right),
who was also nicely inebriated, dropped us a blogging bombshell. She claimed she
once 'dated' Malaysia's most influential blogger! Patrick's immediate response
2005 TV SMITH
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