TV SMITH's Dua Sen: Suitability Test For Prospective Employers
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SUITABILITY TEST FOR PROSPECTIVE EMPLOYERS
by TV Smith
22/06/04

Indonesia has proposed fresh terms for the recruitment of its domestic workers, who form the largest number of foreign maids working in the country. Suitability test for prospective employers and time off for maids are among the terms being sought by Indonesia... (The Star, 21/06/04).

TV Smith proposes these questions...

Borang ini di beri percuma
01 How often do you have sex with your spouse?
Once every week
Once every month
Once every year
Once every leap year
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02 In your opinion, which is the best method of washing a car?
Self wash
Snow wash
Rain wash
Maid wash
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03 Describe your current relationship with your dog?
It bites me when I come home
It bites me when I feed it
It bites me when it sees a cat
 All of the above
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04 If you are operating a food business, what would your domestic help double up as?
Waitress
Kitchen helper
Cook
 All of the above
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05 What is the primary function of an electric iron?
Straightens out wrinkles on clothes
Straightens out wrinkles on skin
Straightens out wrinkles on old money
All of the above
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06 How much money and/or worth of jewellery do you keep at home?
RM 5,000 to RM 50,000
RM 50,000 to RM 500,000
RM 500,000 to RM 1,000,000
 RM 1,000,000 and above
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07 With whom did your last maid ran away?
The bread man
The postman
The Streamyx reseller
 The guys she met at the Sunday tea dance
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08 Do you intend to bring your maid along on shopping trips? If so, state your reasons:
To show off
To reduce our house phone bills
To prevent her boyfriend from visiting
 To carry our shopping bags, prams and kids
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09 What does the abbreviation CCTV stand for?
Curi Curi Television
Closed-Circuit TV
Cari Case Television
 Copulation Control TV
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10 How much do you think a wife should be paid if she cooks for the entire family, takes care of
four kids, washes three cars, looks after two elderly in-laws and bathes one dog daily?
RM 350 per month
RM 450 per month
RM 550 per month
RM 650 per month
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© 2004 TV SMITH
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