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THE WEEK IN REVIEW (ending 11th July)
to deposit your sperms in someone's vagina, mouth or anus? Play safe. Make sure
you take some precautions. Go to a barbershop, scoop up some hairs from the floor
and save it in a sachet. The next time you visit your lover, sprinkle some of
the hairs around her room. If she ends up dead the next morning, someone else's
DNA may just save your life.
Never say "I Love You" in Desa Sri Hartamas.
Not sure if it is true but the MB of Perak wanted to declare
a state holiday when he heard that the Greeks won the Euro.
Fatty Bom Bom No More
More Malaysian soldiers are now killed by heart attacks
than speeding army trucks or exploding bombs. From now onwards, fatty soldiers
don't die; they go on holidays.
If you are circumcised, you won't be allowed to watch Passion
Of Christ in our local cinemas. The Censorship Board had approved the screening
of the film in designated cinemas to Christian viewers only. A booth will be set
up near the ticketing counters to look for missing skin. What happens if you are
a circumcised non-Muslim? Get the VCD like everyone else.
are the suicide bombers when we need them? Wouldn't it be nice if a snatch thief
grabs a bomb-laden handbag?
SMS contestant with 20,000 entries and 20,000 Malaysian Idol wannabes with
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