WHAT
REALLY HAPPENS IN LRTS
by
TV Smith
24/03/05
Apart
from slapstick comedy like vulgar hand gestures and lewd remarks against women
MPs, some of our jesters in Parliament do come out with real funny one-liners
once in a while. Somebody said: "The
man is wearing a tie, hinting that he is EDUCATED and works as an executive.
Do we want this negative image for our community?" For
the uninitiated, this howler was made in protest
of a harmless TV commercial about good manners in a train. But then again, what
do chauffeured MPs know about riding in LRTs...
Bala: Bro, there's a bloated
blind bugger standing in front of us. [nudges his friend Ali] Ali:
You blind also? Can't you see I'm still reading last Saturday's Star? Bala:
So?
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Ali:
Too heavy to hold standing up...Bala:
OK, I'll ask Wong after he finishes his bladi conference call.
10 minutes
later...
Bala:
Psst.. there's a blind bugger without a seat... [whispers to Wong on his left] Wong:
Don't worry Bala. He's getting down soon at the Sogo station. Ali:
Dude, how you know he's going shopping at Sogo? Wong:
He's going to Globe's. Bala:
Cheaper and got his size? Wong:
He's the resident accordion player on the five-foot-way there. Ali:
Bala, why don't you give up your seat instead? Bala:
You crazy? I form six only. You two fellas got double MBAs. Wong:
True, they say in Parlimen only the less educated fellas are ugly Malaysians. Bala:
Yeah.. because they don't know how to steal from EPF, Petronas and MSC? Ali:
Forget about Stevie Wonder for a minute, you brought your camera? Wong:
Why, why?
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Ali:
Got chance for good upskirt pic. See the babe standing next to the old Mak Chik?Bala:
Use your camera phone as you always do Ali. Ali:
Ok... I try. Luckily my phone is 2 megapixel and got zoom summore. Bala:
Just make sure you don't drop your keropok.
Ali: Drop, I can pretend to
pick up and snap at the same time mah...
Bala: After the blind man pick
up for you how?
Wong:
Yaloh... this tua pui sai damn ma huan one. Ali:
Wong, why are you suddenly speaking with an exaggerated Ah Beng accent? Wong:
I've been listening to too many local radio commercials I think. Bala:
Machas look! A pregnant woman just gave her seat to goondu! Ali:
Yay! Now the fat ass don't have to block our view anymore. Wong:
I think she sure she got PhD.
Bala: Permanent head damage?
See:
THE SOLUTION
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