REALLY HAPPENS IN LRTS|
from slapstick comedy like vulgar hand gestures and lewd remarks against women
MPs, some of our jesters in Parliament do come out with real funny one-liners
once in a while. Somebody said:
man is wearing a tie, hinting that he is EDUCATED and works as an executive.
Do we want this negative image for our community?"
the uninitiated, this howler was made in protest
of a harmless TV commercial about good manners in a train. But then again, what
do chauffeured MPs know about riding in LRTs...
Bala: Bro, there's a bloated
blind bugger standing in front of us. [nudges his friend Ali]
You blind also? Can't you see I'm still reading last Saturday's Star?Bala:
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Too heavy to hold standing up...
OK, I'll ask Wong after he finishes his bladi conference call.
Psst.. there's a blind bugger without a seat... [whispers to Wong on his left]
Don't worry Bala. He's getting down soon at the Sogo station.
Dude, how you know he's going shopping at Sogo?
He's going to Globe's.
Cheaper and got his size?
He's the resident accordion player on the five-foot-way there.
Bala, why don't you give up your seat instead?
You crazy? I form six only. You two fellas got double MBAs.
True, they say in Parlimen only the less educated fellas are ugly Malaysians.
Yeah.. because they don't know how to steal from EPF, Petronas and MSC?
Forget about Stevie Wonder for a minute, you brought your camera?Wong:
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Got chance for good upskirt pic. See the babe standing next to the old Mak Chik?
Use your camera phone as you always do Ali.
Ok... I try. Luckily my phone is 2 megapixel and got zoom summore.
Just make sure you don't drop your keropok.
Ali: Drop, I can pretend to
pick up and snap at the same time mah...
Bala: After the blind man pick
up for you how?
Yaloh... this tua pui sai damn ma huan one.
Wong, why are you suddenly speaking with an exaggerated Ah Beng accent?
I've been listening to too many local radio commercials I think.
Machas look! A pregnant woman just gave her seat to goondu!
Yay! Now the fat ass don't have to block our view anymore.
I think she sure she got PhD.
Bala: Permanent head damage?
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