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AH LIAN'S SECRET
by TV Smith
29/12/05



Ah Lian's Secret is an open secret, unlike Victoria's. The open air, traveling lingerie shop is another truly unique Malaysian institution. Full-wired and softly padded bras in every colour of the rainbow, from sizes 25A to 45G, gloriously sprawled under an umbrella. No fitting rooms, no blabbermouth saleswoman with a menacing measuring tape, no inflexible return policy. Besides, there's almost always a VCD stall next to it to keep the husbands and boyfriends occupied.

The chain-smoking bohsias at around KLCC are another class act. Unlike her pretentious sisters at trendy nightspots - who deliberately flash a tiny thong suffocating in a big ass crack - Mat Rempit's girlfriend is refreshingly discreet. She surrenders to gravity graciously with her underwear deftly lowered in unison...


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