TV SMITH's Dua Sen: Dr M Vs Pak Lah
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DR M VS PAK LAH
by TV Smith
08/06/06


Tun M hinted he may have made a mistake again. Another source suggests a battle royale is brewing. Not sure how much is true but let's see how the two sides measure up in this parody premiership shoot-out...

DR M
PAK LAH
INITIAL BATTLE-CRY
"Bersih, Cekap & Amanah"
"Clean, Moderate & Fair"
AFFECTIONATELY KNOWN
IN KOPITIAMS AS
Madhatter
Bodowi
STREET CRED
Drove around Sepang track
Drove pass drive-thru with family
PLAYS WELL WITH
IGP
IGP
NOT SO WELL WITH
No 2
No 2
MEETING WITH
PRESIDENT BUSH
Paid
Free
FAMOUS PICTURE OP
Crying at party meet (front page)
Feeding a goat (front page)
OFFICIAL RESIDENCE
Palacious
Palacious with extra renovation
CAPS
KLIA, KLCC, Cyberjaya, Putrajaya
Disneyland Johor (bid)
TEAM SIZE
XL
XXL
YELLOW CARD
FROM PUBLIC
Uproar after arrest of No 2
Uproar after fuel price hike No 2
RED CARD
FROM PUBLIC
Street protests
after beating up No 2
Street protests
after explaination by No 2
CROWD CONTROL
Water cannons, tear gas, batons
Water cannons, tear gas, batons
BACK UP
ISA
ISA
GAME STRATEGY
Fast-Track
Flip-Flop
ADVANTAGE
No open tenders, saves time
Confuses the opponent, everyone
RECENT TRANSFER
Bought Augusta for RM 348 million
Sold Augusta for RM 5
RECENT WIN
Canceling of Crooked Bridge
RECENT DEFEAT
Canceling of Crooked Bridge
DRAW
AP issue
AP issue
FAV SONG
My Way
Bahtera Merdeka
FAV MOVIE
Entrapment (before watching it)
My Fair Lady
FAV QUOTE
"Jews rule the world by proxy"
"Sons-in-law rule the world by proxy"

See also: COPS VS AH LONGS
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