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Saturday, July 01, 2006
Mudah
Lupa
After
much hesitation and deliberation,
I am finally blogging. Frankly,
I don't understand the blogging
community. I invited them to
the Peace Forum, thinking they
will blog about important issues
like nuclear disarmament. Instead,
they bitch about the muddy car
park. Bloggers mudah lupa.
If you want to highlight badly
maintained public facilities,
you should leave it to that
cranky guy, that deejay from
the Blue Network. I can't remember
his name but I saw his blog
somewhere. Saya pun mudah lupa.
Let me give you guys a tip.
You want all the potholes patched
up? Don't trouble the Panjang
guy lah. Just arrange for a
visit by the Prime Minister
to your area. The local authorities
will even tar all the new roads.
Ratepayers mudah lupa.
My grandchildren being savvy
online creatures, suggested
I pepper my blog with all the
cool and hip words. This is
the first time I am hearing
words such as "kewl",
"duh" or "abuthen."
I hope these terms don't creep
into the memoirs I am currently
writing.
Speaking of trends, do you realise
how quickly Malaysians latched
on to trends? After I sang "MY
Way" in public, there was
an explosion of names like MyCen,
MyVii, MyKad, MyFM, MyDin,
etc.
I'm off for a holiday in Europe.
The most beautiful thing about
it is that I get to use another
trendy new blogging phrase;
hiatus. When (if) I go on a
hiatus, I will ping PPS so the
whole world knows. Blog readers
mudah lupa.
News leaked out that I'm going
on vacation with my bud Anand
and the mamak stall operators
started hounding me. They say
I should speak to my friend
about the exorbitant commercial
rates imposed by the satellite
TV provider.
Is a few hundred ringgit (per
month) for all the EPL, World
Cup telecasts too much? Before
this, were there customers packing
your stalls watching "Drama
Minggu Ini"???? Duh! Mamaks
mudah lupa.
posted
by The Tun @ 11:58 am
16 Comments:
KJ said...
You
forgot MyTeam! Greetings from
Down Under mate.
The Tun said...
You on holiday too? Who's
running the country then? Hehehe
Bob From Zimbabwe said:
Hey Bro, congrats on your
new blog. Man, this handing
over business is scary stuff.
Guess I ought to stay in power
till my last breath.
Patrick Teoh said...
Nia***! Talking about me
issit? Blue Network became Radio
4 and now I think is called
Trash FM or something.
Tengku M said...
Yo My Man! I just found
another good deal on a motorcycle
manufacturer :) Leave a message
if you are interested.
The Hatchet Man said...
This %#&% blog sucks!!!!!
The Tun said...
Get a life and and stop
polluting my blog. Be a man,
start your own blog.
Harry Of The Red Dot said...
I tried telling you about
the mentor minister concept
but you wouldn't listen. BTW,
do you know of any good sand
supplier?
The Wongs said...
Please stop it!
The
Tun said...
Like they say... Two wongs
don't make one right. BTW, what
happened to the royalties from
my tribute VCD?
Matthias said...
You know
of new sand suppliers meh?
The
Tun said...
Abuthen?
Black Musa said...
This blogging thing is just
a pensioner syndrome. You, Rocky,
AKJ, Pok Ku, etc.. Gardening
is easier lah.
The
Tun said...
Like I say; deputy prime
ministers mudah lupa.
Suanie said...
Tankiu for camwhoring with me
the other day :)
RPK said...
I'm coming out with a Special
Report on the Panjang guy. His
neighbour's friend's nephew
is closely connected to the
people who supplies cement to
Singapore. Remember: you heard
it from me first.
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