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OLE, OLE OLE OLE
by TV Smith
02/10/04

The Ah Longs fired the first brazen shot by mailing a bullet to a top cop. In return, the boys in blue promised swift and ruthless retribution. Dua Sen analyses the strengths and weaknesses of the two opposing teams to see how they stacked up in the ultimate face-off...

THE COPS
THE AH LONGS
LOGO
PDRM
Tai Eee Longs
SLOGAN
"Mesra, Cepat & Betul"
"Mesra, Jika Cepat Bayar"
TEAM SIZE
89,197
3,403
HIGHEST RANK
IGP, Tan Sri
Tai Kor, Datuk
LOWEST RANK
Constable
Mah Chai
RANK ID
Pips On Uniform
Tattoos On Body
HOME GROUND
Bukit Aman
Bukit Bintang
FIREPOWER
Revolver, Semi Automatic
Meat Cleaver, Molotov Cocktail
STANDARD ISSUE
Hand Cuffs
Knuckle Duster
AFFLIATION
Interpol
Intertriad
SQUAD CAR
Proton Wira, Perodua Kancil
Proton Aeroback (With Extended Spoiler)
WANTED LIST
Displayed At Stations, Published In Papers
Displayed On Lamp Posts, Phone Booths
COMMUNICATION
Encrypted Wireless Network
Random Pre-Paid Cellphones
SPECIAL SKILLS
Surveillance, Investigation, Interception
Stake-Out, Ambush, Bone Re-Structuring
CROWD CONTROL
Water Cannon, Dog Unit
Fire Bomb, Killer Bees
BACK-UP
PVR, RELA
Car Repossessors, Club Bouncers
RECENT WIN
Stopped Siti Nurhaliza Hate Mails
Financed Euro 2004 Betting Activities
RECENT DEFEAT
Lost 1 Police Station To A Food Court
Missed 1 Food Court Financing Opportunity
RECRUITMENT
Via Mass Media
Via Friend Of A Friend Of A Friend
DISLIKES
ACA, Lawyers
MCA, Lawyers
FAV MOVIES
FAV QUOTE
"Tengok Tengki?"
"Macam Mana Mau Settle?"
FAN CLUB
Rakan COP
Rakan TELCO

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© 2004 TV SMITH
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See also: DR M VS PAK LAH | BIG EAR HOLE | UNCLE HO WANTS YOU | THE REAL OLYMPICS

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