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OLE, OLE OLE OLE
by TV Smith
02/10/04

The Ah Longs fired the first brazen shot by mailing a bullet to a top cop. In return, the boys in blue promised swift and ruthless retribution. Dua Sen analyses the strengths and weaknesses of the two opposing teams to see how they stacked up in the ultimate face-off...

	THE COPS	THE AH LONGS
LOGO
SLOGAN	"Mesra, Cepat & Betul"	"Mesra, Jika Cepat Bayar"
TEAM SIZE	89,197	3,403
HIGHEST RANK	IGP, Tan Sri	Tai Kor, Datuk
LOWEST RANK	Constable	Mah Chai
RANK ID	Pips On Uniform	Tattoos On Body
HOME GROUND	Bukit Aman	Bukit Bintang
FIREPOWER	Revolver, Semi Automatic	Meat Cleaver, Molotov Cocktail
STANDARD ISSUE	Hand Cuffs	Knuckle Duster
AFFLIATION	Interpol	Intertriad
SQUAD CAR	Proton Wira, Perodua Kancil	Proton Aeroback (With Extended Spoiler)
WANTED LIST	Displayed At Stations, Published In Papers	Displayed On Lamp Posts, Phone Booths
COMMUNICATION	Encrypted Wireless Network	Random Pre-Paid Cellphones
SPECIAL SKILLS	Surveillance, Investigation, Interception	Stake-Out, Ambush, Bone Re-Structuring
CROWD CONTROL	Water Cannon, Dog Unit	Fire Bomb, Killer Bees
BACK-UP	PVR, RELA	Car Repossessors, Club Bouncers
RECENT WIN	Stopped Siti Nurhaliza Hate Mails	Financed Euro 2004 Betting Activities
RECENT DEFEAT	Lost 1 Police Station To A Food Court	Missed 1 Food Court Financing Opportunity
RECRUITMENT	Via Mass Media	Via Friend Of A Friend Of A Friend
DISLIKES	ACA, Lawyers	MCA, Lawyers
FAV MOVIES	Police Story 1 - 5, Serpico	Jaws, Loan Shark, Mean Streets
FAV QUOTE	"Tengok Tengki?"	"Macam Mana Mau Settle?"
FAN CLUB	Rakan COP	Rakan TELCO

© 2004 TV SMITH
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See also: DR M VS PAK LAH | BIG EAR HOLE | UNCLE HO WANTS YOU | THE REAL OLYMPICS

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