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BIG
EAR HOLE
by TV Smith
21/09/04
The Ah Longs or loan
sharks are making the headlines again through their creative collection
methods. Dua Sen managed to obtain a rarely seen application form/contract
from one of these leading finance companies...
TAI
EE LONG COMPANY
UNLICENSED
MONEYLENDER | In
order for us to expedite your loan application,
tell us a bit more about yourself:
Why
are you applying for a loan?
| NO
COLLATERAL OR GUARANTOR
INSTANT APPROVAL
ATTRACTIVE
INTEREST RATES
1
WEEK - 30% per day
1 MONTH - 50% per month
3 MONTHS & ABOVE - negotiable | This
agreement is made between Tai Ee Long Co (herein known as TELCO) and the borrower
(herein known as the client) under the following terms and conditions:
The
client agrees to keep the loan active for a minimum continuous period of 12 months
from the date of approval. Otherwise, an additional agreed fee of RM 500 shall
be charged to the client.
All interests calculated on an hourly basis.
The
interest for the first day/week/month will be automatically deducted when the
client receives the loan.
The client agrees to declare/report any sudden
windfall such as casino or lottery winnings to TELCO within 3 hours.
TELCO
reserves the right to display client's picture and loan details in his or her
neighbourhood, children's school, place of employment/ trading.
The client
agrees to hold harmless TELCO for any harm inflicted upon the client and his or
her family members in the event of payment delays.
TELCO reserves the right
to collect all outstanding loan and interest from family members, relatives and
friends upon client's sudden demise.
I, ____________________________
(the client and undersigned) hereby agree to all past, present and future terms
and conditions as dictated by TELCO.
Loan amount:
Repayment period:
Alias:
Address:
MyKad/IC no:
Mobile phone no:
Name of children's school:
Wife/Husband's
workplace:
_____________________________
Signature & fingerprints
Dated:
Please attach current passport size photographs:
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2004 TV SMITH
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