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THE REAL OYLYMPICS
by TV Smith
27/08/04

Fret not fellow Malaysians. We may not have gotten a single medal in the Athens Olympics but we stand tall in the eyes of the world at another important arena. At the little known Real Olympics, Malaysia has already won more than two dozen gold medals at the time of publication. Stay tuned as more results pour in
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EVENT
GOLD
SILVER
BRONZE
Buses & Trains Ravine Descend (Team)
India
Malaysia
China
Long Distance Bus Racing (Individual)
Malaysia
India
Vietnam
Composing SMS While Driving (Individual)
Philippines
Malaysia
India
Cub Chai Street Racing (Night Event - Team)
Malaysia
Vietnam
Cambodia
Obstacle Driving (Dining Tables Category - Team)
Malaysia
Thailand
France
In-Car Stereo Blast (above 50,000 Decibels - Individual)
Malaysia
Singapore
USA
In-Car Copulating Techniques (under 900cc - Team)
Malaysia
Japan
Singapore
VCD Peddlers' 1000 km Relay Race (Team)
Malaysia
China
Thailand
Feng Thou Endurance Dancing (Individual)
Malaysia
 Indonesia*
Thailand
Dangdut Slow Dancing (Total Darkness Category - Team)
Malaysia
Brunei
Indonesia
Thai Massage (Ladies - Indoor Category - Team)
Malaysia
Singapore
Thailand
Kuda Gaming Machine (Skills Challenge - Team)
Malaysia
Japan
Cambodia
Credit Card Cloning (Speed Event - Team)
Malaysia
USA
Hong Kong
Football Betting (Bookies - Team)
Hong Kong
Malaysia
Indonesia
Football Betting (Non-Bookies - Individual)
Singapore
Malaysia
Hong Kong
Vehicle Hot Wiring (Individual)
Malaysia
USA
Mexico
Handbag Disarming (Snatch Category - Individual)
Malaysia
Colombia
Italy
Samurai Sword Combat (Fencing - Team)
Malaysia
Hong Kong
Japan
"10 Against 1" Pub Fight (Martial Arts - Team)
Malaysia
G. Britain
Australia
"20 Against 1" School Fight (Martial Arts - Team)
Malaysia
USA
Nigeria
Sea Cucumber Harvesting (Diving - Team)
Malaysia
Ecuador
Cook Islands
Coral Collecting (Diving - Team)
Singapore
Malaysia
Australia
Forest Burning (Team)
Indonesia
Malaysia
Brazil
Speed Logging (Team)
Malaysia
Indonesia
Cameroon
Firefly Killing (Speed Event - Team)
Malaysia
Sri Lanka
Korea
Crow Shooting (Team)
Malaysia
USA
Sri Lanka
Cock Fighting (Martial Arts - Individual)
Malaysia
Vietnam
Philippines
Siamese Fighting Fish Fight (Martial Arts - Individual)
Malaysia
Cambodia
Thailand
Ah Beng Creative Hair Tinting (Individual)
Singapore
Malaysia
Taiwan
Ah Lian Butt Crack Display (Synchro Squatting - Team)
Malaysia
Taiwan
Singapore
"Michael Learns To Rock" Lyrics Recital (Team)
Malaysia
Singapore
Denmark
Maid Car Wash & Polish (Speed Event - Individual)
 Malaysia
Singapore
Hong Kong
Speed Packing (Buffet Spread Category - Team)
Singapore
Hong Kong
Malaysia
Office Hour Carrom (PSD Challenge - Team)
Malaysia
Pakistan
Fiji
Indoor Prawn Fishing (Individual)
Malaysia
Thailand
Laos
Coconut Tree Climbing (Individual)
Barbados
Mauritius
Malaysia
La Li La Tang Pong (Individual)
Malaysia
Singapore
Indonesia
Creative Spitting (over 25m - Individual)
China
Hong Kong
Malaysia
Installing Hidden Cams (Hotel/Condo Category - Team)
Taiwan
Malaysia
Singapore
Transvestite Body Building (with Make-Up - Individual)
Malaysia
Thailand
Singapore
Power Windows Speed Winding (Team)
Germany
Japan
 Malaysia±
Women Beach Volleyball (Men SMS Voting - Team)
Malaysia
Afghanistan
Iraq
Rugby Match Beer Drinking (Quantity Challenge - Team)
Hong Kong
New Zealand
Malaysia
Password Cracking / Serial Number Hack (Team)
Malaysia
Russia
Israel
E-Mail Jokes Fowarding (Speed Challenge - Individual)
Malaysia
Singapore
G. Britain
*disqualified after fake Ecstasy was found in contestant's blood
winner is a citizen from a neighbouring country
±disqualified after national car's power window jammed permanently
© TV SMITH

© 2004 TV SMITH
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