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GOLD
FOR EIGHT
by TV Smith
09/11/04
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15
ministers picked 8 sports headed by 6
datuks and 2 sultans for 1 gold medal.
Dua Sen selects eight other promising sports for The
Real Olympics. Not surprisingly, many of the events involve our unmatched
driving skills…
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Pothole
Obstacle Racing
China and Indonesia built thousands of badminton courts
across the country to promote the sports and to tap potential talent. Similarly,
Malaysia grooms its drivers for this event through a nationwide network of potholes.
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Motorcycle
Wheelie Race
Not contended with regular street racing, motorcyclists honed
their skills further by taking off from traffic junctions with their front wheel
lifted (wheelie). Solid gold medal prospect in the 400-meter category.
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Bus
Racing
After years of consistent results, our dedicated bus drivers are
all set for global glory. Malaysia's strongest showing was a near silver in the
now defunct mini-bus category.
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Tower
Dismantling
With vast experience in removing drain covers and road signage,
our skilled metal scavengers are now able to dismantle any 100-feet tall high
voltage transmission tower in less than 3 minutes.
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Gunny
Sack Racing
Adult gunny sack racing is the favourite event at every corporate
Family Day. Malaysia should do exceedingly well on the international stage.
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Ambulance
Pursuit
They are neither lawyers nor funeral parlour salesmen, as widely
believed. They are dedicated amateurs who tailgate emergency vehicles in inseparable
convoys for the nation's honour.
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SMS
Driving
SMS on the move took off, as Malaysians believe the law only prohibits
talking while driving. In this new category, drivers are required to send and
read multiple messages as they negotiate hidden potholes at breakneck speed.
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Football
Betting
Like football, this one is picked not because the participants
stand a remote chance of winning. It is picked because of its mass appeal.
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TV SMITH
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See also: THE REAL OLYMPICS | MBR
- MALAYSIA BOLEH RECORDS | GANGSTA'S
PARADISE
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