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GANGSTA'S
PARADISE (updated)
by
TV Smith
05/11/04
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According
to the Menteri Besar of Perils, ex
gangsters and village bullies may be roped in to beef up the municipal
council's enforcement unit. Dismayed by the lax enforcement from existing personnel,
the tiny state is turning to tattoos and scars. If the "Kongsi, Kongsi Gelap"
initiative is successful, stalwarts of the underworld may soon be employed at
the national level…
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Name: Samsu
Mani, 32.
Background: Related to gangster godfather Bentong Kali (no relation
to Bangsar Kali).
Experience: Operated in the country's most violent crime
zone: Sri Sentosa, KL.
Specialty: Extortion, mugging, vandalism, armed robbery.
Proposed designation: Head of Criminal Investigation Department.
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Name:
Tua Lan Pah (aka Bola Besar), 38.
Background: God grandson of the celebrated
gangster Botak Chin.
Experience: Former Tiger General of Jinjang. Member of
Gang 18, 36, 72, Flower 811.
Specialty: Prostitution, illegal betting, narcotics,
protection racket.
Proposed designation: Head of Vice & Anti-Narcotics.
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Name:
Hard Kaur, 26.
Background: Daughter of legendary hitman Sum Singh (aka
Samseng).
Experience: Believed to be a loner. No additional information available.
Specialty:
Counterfeit documents, assassination.
Proposed designation: Head of Registrar
of Births, Deaths & Marriages.
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Name:
Kerbau Ismail, 27.
Background: Rumoured to be son of the famous Ismail
Kerbau.
Experience: Ex-Mamak Gang, former Controller of Chow Kit market.
Specialty:
Warehouse robbery, burglary, high-speed escape.
Proposed designation: Head
of Anti-Smuggling Unit.
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Name: Charles
de Souza (aka Charles Susah or Chapalang Charlie), 43.
Background: Part
descendent of Portuguese, Dutch and British invaders.
Experience: Former village
bully of Portuguese Settlement, Malacca.
Specialty: Protection money from buskers,
pub singers and tour guides.
Proposed designation: Head of Entertainment Licensing
Board.
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Name:
Googa anak Googer, 24 (no relation to the search engine).
Background:
Cousin of Job anak Street (no relation to the recruitment portal).
Experience:
Official pick pocket of 1996 Gawai Festival.
Specialty: Cross border human
resource smuggling.
Proposed designation: Head of Immigration Department.
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©
2004 TV SMITH
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