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TOOLS
OF THE TRADE
by
TV Smith
28/10/04
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271004_bomoh.html
My
friend Janet is in a predicament.
She wants to go to a Halloween party this Friday dressed as a hooker
but her friends objected strongly. "You are suppose to dress up as someone
ELSE!", they chided her. Poor Janet. It's all in the bag, actually…Budget
Bangs:
Hangouts: Side lanes of Chow Kit, Tiong Nam, Jalan Raja Muda,
Jalan Imbi.
Plastic bag contains: Packets of kuaci, KY lubricant, disinfectant,
fly swatter. Street-Walkers:
Hangouts:
Sidewalks of Jalan Bukit Bintang, Jalan Sultan Ismail.
Micro handbag contains:
Torchlight, Swiss Army Knife, Rumah Tumpangan directory.
Cross-Dressers:
Hangouts:
Back lanes of Chow Kit, Jalan Tuanku Abdul Rahman, Dataran Merdeka.
Sling
bag contains: Mouth wash, menthol sweets, electric shaver.
Extra-Service
Masseurs:
Hangouts: Spas & health centers of Chinatown, Subang,
Jalan Ampang, Puchong, BB.
Pouch contains: Baby lotion, alarm clock, catalog
of direct-selling products.
Foraging Freelancers:
Hangouts:
Major nightspots of KL, gyms, coffee places.
Handbag contains: BC pills, condoms,
emergency numbers.
Transit Workers:
Hangouts: Backpacker
inns and internet cafes in Chinatown, Brickfields.
Backpack contains: Guide
book, maps, transferable client contact list.
Mainlanders:
Hangouts:
GRO lounges in BB, DU, Cheras, Puchong, Kepong, Pandan.
Haversack contains:
College ID, oil blotting tissues, Mandarin-Malay dictionary.
Rent-A-Date:
Hangouts:
Escort agencies in the Golden Triangle area.
Handbag contains: Fine dining
guide, stopwatch, receipt book.
Deliverables:
Hangouts:
Own homes, shopping malls, hotel lobbies, pimp's pad, taxi terminals.
Handbag
contains: 3 handphones, call cards, commission tracking of all bellhops in KL/PJ.
Tourist
Trappers:
Hangouts: Bars along Jalan P Ramlee, Bangsar, Asian Heritage
Row, Hartamas, Cangkat BB.
Haversack contains: Calculator for exchange rates,
change in all major currencies, map of KL.
Import Players:
Hangouts:
Hotels in Jalan Sultan Ismail, Chinatown, Bukit Bintang.
Branded handbag contains:
Passport, student visa, Russian-English dictionary.
High-Enders:
Hangouts: Condos in Damansara, Kenny Hills, Jalan U-Thant.
Designer
bag contains: Wireless credit card terminal, modeling portfolio, PDA with CRM
software.
Additional
reading: World
Sex Guide - Kuala Lumpur (adult
content)
©
2004 TV SMITH
Link to this article: http://www.tvsmith.net.my/duasen/281004_prostitutes.html
See also: SEX PLEASE, WE'RE MALAYSIANS
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