TV SMITH's Dua Sen: Know Your Bomoh
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KNOW YOUR BOMOH
by TV Smith
27/10/04
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You know your bomoh is up to no good when…
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01. His neighbours wink at you as you arrive at his doorstep.
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02. He asks your family members to leave the premises.
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03. He dims the lights once they leave.
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04. He keeps whistling the song "Don't Worry, Be Happy"
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05. He keeps calling you sayang.
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06. You see him garlanding a picture of Ron Jeremy.
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07. He uses aromatherapy instead of kemenyan.
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08. He serves himself loads of tongkat ali tea.
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09. You see strips of blue tablets lying about on the floor.
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10. You see a copy of Pramugara Terlampau lying in the VCD tray.
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11. His talking mynah bird suddenly chirps: "Showtime, Showtime!"
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12. He checks your pulse by holding one of your breasts.
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13. He makes no attempt to conceal the bulge under his sarong.
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14. He wants you to take a bath there and then.
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15. You tell him you have a headache and he inspects your thighs.
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16. He spits into your private part.
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17. His gadgets include a speculum.
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18. He wants samples of your pubic hair for further diagnosis.
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19. He says your family members are cursed and sex is the only cure.
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20. He has a king size bed in the examination room.

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© 2004 TV SMITH
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