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KNOW
YOUR BOMOH
by
TV Smith
27/10/04
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You
know your bomoh is up to no good when…
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01.
His neighbours wink at you as you arrive at his doorstep.
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02.
He asks your family members to leave the premises.
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03.
He dims the lights once they leave.
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04.
He keeps whistling the song "Don't Worry, Be Happy"
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05.
He keeps calling you sayang.
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06.
You see him garlanding a picture of Ron
Jeremy.
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07.
He uses aromatherapy instead of kemenyan.
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08.
He serves himself loads of tongkat ali tea.
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09.
You see strips of blue tablets lying about on the floor.
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10.
You see a copy of Pramugara Terlampau lying in the VCD tray.
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11.
His
talking mynah bird suddenly chirps: "Showtime, Showtime!"
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12.
He checks your pulse by holding one of your breasts.
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13.
He makes no attempt to conceal the bulge under his sarong.
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14.
He wants you to take a bath there and then.
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15.
You tell him you have a headache and he inspects your thighs.
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16.
He spits into your private part.
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17.
His gadgets include a speculum.
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18.
He wants samples of your pubic hair for further diagnosis.
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19.
He says your family members are cursed and sex is the only cure.
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20.
He has a king size bed in the examination room.
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©
2004 TV SMITH
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