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by TV Smith
compassionate and faithful reporting of
rape trials may have spawned a new exciting product. Couple the hymen hype with
public obsession over tissue issues and the inevitable happens. Ta da! Introducing
the timely Hymen Clock.
In a recent case involving a young
girl from a training camp, the nation was duly informed about the state of her
hymen. It was reportedly decorated with old tears at the "5 and 7 o'clock"
positions. In yet another case, a woman's hymen made the headlines because it
was "eroded" by multiple sex partners.
With this innovative
gadget, caring and inquisitive Malaysians no longer need to second-guess. It
should be available at all newsstands and major pharmacies starting this December.
Dua Sen was the first to receive a sample for review and
testing. Here's a brief overview:
Embedded picture enables easy mental alignment when reading
medical examiner's testimony.
Dials are easy to adjust and its position may be stored for
comparison with wife or girlfriend's.
Convenient and accurate bedside reference. Handy when
reading or watching sex crime news in bed.
Compact size makes it easy for rookie reporters to carry
Free chart with detailed gynecological info of 100 recent
rape victims compiled from newspapers.
The lack of a 'second hand'
makes it difficult to match cases with multiple tears.
Design may be unappealing to
superstitious Chinese users, especially on lottery draw days.
Slim legs make it easy to knock
Poor educational value as picture
is partially censored.
Embedded picture suspiciously
similar to Tai Ee Long (Big
Ear Hole) Company's logo.
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2004 TV SMITH
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See also: ANY OLD WOUNDS IN YOUR VAGINA?
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