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THE
OCASSIONAL TREAT
by TV Smith
23/09/04
Most
Malaysian girls (I know) consider anal sex as appealing as a midnight drive around
Cyberjaya. The moment you hint it, they immediately accuse you of harbouring homosexual
tendencies or worse; brand you a hideous sex pervert. Place an innocent finger
anywhere near her backdoor; she will turn around and snarl at you, like as though
you have just scratched her precious Kelisa. Can't blame them, really.
In the past, a sneaky boyfriend may have tried to force his way in without the
mandatory pleading. If you get pass that tricky stage; a newfound danger presents
itself. Consumed by twisted vengeance, she is bound to attack you with a monster
dildo the next time she catches you off guard.
Not
surprisingly, local blogger Frangipanix
(in her Sept 17 post) portrayed her prior experience as loathsome and painful
despite loads of KY. Penang blogger Rain6ow
says she is willing to please her man on a proverbial blue moon and blames the
unusual interest on blue films. She recognizes the beneficial laxative side effect
but is painfully aware that over-indulgence may lead to embarrassing underwear
stains. Between real fears and unfounded prejudice, another female blogger Haslinda
(link withheld at her request) relates a bizarre local myth in a recent IM chat;
haslinda:
i used to like it 
terrence:
seriously, why don't you like it now? 
haslinda:
ok... because when you cum inside…
haslinda: if u do it regularly
haslinda:
u know our anus (rectum) got small worms.. they will eat the cum ..
haslinda:
since the cum tasted so good to them… they will get addicted to it
haslinda:
so if u don't ejaculate there... the worms will start to bite off yr walls
haslinda:
thus u will get that itchiness inside your asshole
haslinda: like those
maknyahs
terrence: first time i am hearing this story... 
terrence:
well, try not to do it too regularly then
terrence: or use a condom
from day one
terrence: or feed the worms b4 having anal sex… 
haslinda:
There
you have it: another brilliant urban legend from Malaysia or the most creative
excuse ever. The occasional treat is hampered by the occasional trick, sometimes.
©
2004 TV SMITH
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