TV SMITH's Dua Sen: The Ocassional Treat
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THE OCASSIONAL TREAT
by TV Smith
23/09/04

Most Malaysian girls (I know) consider anal sex as appealing as a midnight drive around Cyberjaya. The moment you hint it, they immediately accuse you of harbouring homosexual tendencies or worse; brand you a hideous sex pervert. Place an innocent finger anywhere near her backdoor; she will turn around and snarl at you, like as though you have just scratched her precious Kelisa. Can't blame them,
really. In the past, a sneaky boyfriend may have tried to force his way in without the mandatory pleading. If you get pass that tricky stage; a newfound danger presents itself. Consumed by twisted vengeance, she is bound to attack you with a monster dildo the next time she catches you off guard.

Not surprisingly, local blogger Frangipanix (in her Sept 17 post) portrayed her prior experience as loathsome and painful despite loads of KY. Penang blogger Rain6ow says she is willing to please her man on a proverbial blue moon and blames the unusual interest on blue films. She recognizes the beneficial laxative side effect but is painfully aware that over-indulgence may lead to embarrassing underwear stains. Between real fears and unfounded prejudice, another female blogger Haslinda (link withheld at her request) relates a bizarre local myth in a recent IM chat;

haslinda: i used to like it
terrence: seriously, why don't you like it now?
haslinda: ok... because when you cum inside…
haslinda: if u do it regularly
haslinda: u know our anus (rectum) got small worms.. they will eat the cum ..
haslinda: since the cum tasted so good to them… they will get addicted to it
haslinda: so if u don't ejaculate there... the worms will start to bite off yr walls
haslinda: thus u will get that itchiness inside your asshole
haslinda: like those maknyahs
terrence: first time i am hearing this story...
terrence: well, try not to do it too regularly then
terrence: or use a condom from day one
terrence: or feed the worms b4 having anal sex…
haslinda:

There you have it: another brilliant urban legend from Malaysia or the most creative excuse ever. The occasional treat is hampered by the occasional trick, sometimes.

© 2004 TV SMITH
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See also: M'SIAN URBAN LEGENDS | SEX PLEASE, WE'RE M'SIANS | ANY OLD WOUNDS IN YOUR VAGINA?

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