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AH LEE BABA
by TV Smith
12/08/04

Operator: Pakatan Flyover Konsotium, can I help you?

Datuk Semi Value: Get Boss!

Datuk Ir Lee Baba: Morning Datuk, got cha kuat today meh?

Datuk Semi Value: Dei Ah Lee, got warranty claim…

Datuk Ir Lee Baba: Got card or not?

Datuk Semi Value: What bladi card?! Discount card?

Datuk Ir Lee Baba: Warranty card lah

Datuk Semi Value: Don't know where I throw it…

Datuk Ir Lee Baba: Never mind, got original resit then?

Datuk Semi Value: I purchased over 1000 flyovers and you expect me to keep all the resits?

Datuk Ir Lee Baba: What's wrong with our product anyway?

Datuk Semi Value: Whats wrong?! The whole bladi thing is cracking!

Datuk Ir Lee Baba: Did you drop it?

Datuk Semi Value: Dei! Can change new one or not?

Datuk Ir Lee Baba: You think this is a rice cooker or handphone?

Datuk Ir Lee Baba: If your new car got power window problems, you think they will replace the whole car?

Datuk Semi Value: So what you want me to do?

Datuk Ir Lee Baba: Send it to our service center in Shah Alam.

Datuk Semi Value: Why is every bladi service center always located in faraway Shah Alam?

Datuk Ir Lee Baba: We can send our men over but there will be an additional 'house call' charge.

Datuk Semi Value: How much?

Datuk Ir Lee Baba: Around 20 million ringgit.

Datuk Ir Lee Baba: By the way, do you have the serial number?

Datuk Semi Value: Where's that written?

Datuk Ir Lee Baba: Can you look under the flyover please?

Datuk Semi Value: Aiseh man! The bladi bridge might fall down and you want me to go underneath?!

© 2004 TV SMITH
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See also: KEPONG BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN | SEMI VALUE LIVES | FOR EVERY REACTION

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