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SEMI
VALUE LIVES
by TV Smith
29/11/03
Operator:
Dr PR Chong & Rakan Rakan, Spin Doctors
& PR Consultants, can I help you?
Datuk
Semi Value: Get Boss!
Dr
PR Chong: Morning Datuk, got golf game today meh?
Datuk
Semi Value: Dei Macha, I'm in deep poo poo…
Dr
PR Chong: What did you do this time?
Datuk
Semi Value: I said something stupid about nets…
Dr
PR Chong: I thought I told you to stay away from
unfamiliar subjects like nets and the Internet?
Datuk
Semi Value: Dei! let me finish dah…
Datuk
Semi Value: I also said that the transportation
of goods to and from ports more important…
Dr
PR Chong: That was brilliant!
Datuk
Semi Value: Except for one thing… I didn't
realised that the ports and transportation companies
were closed during that period.
Dr
PR Chong: I think your other mistake was giving
the impression that you semi-valued the lives
of half a million-road users.
Datuk
Semi Value: So now how dah? Can you put a spin
on this one doc?
Dr
PR Chong: This one cannot spin already. Got to
do damage control. Let me get your file.
Dr
PR Chong: By the way, the bill for the handling
of the 1995 Karak Highway landslide press conference
still not settled yet…
Datuk
Semi Value: Your stupid 'Act Of God' advice got
me into more trouble than the landslide itself
and you are chasing me for payment now?
Dr
PR Chong: What did you do with all the boulders
that were blasted?
Datuk
Semi Value: Why?
Dr
PR Chong: My brother is in the quarry business;
can contra mah…
Datuk
Semi Value: Aiseh man, can you not talk about
that first and come out with a strategy?
Dr
PR Chong: You want standard press release, standard
diversion or Plan B?
Datuk
Semi Value: What's Plan B dah?
Dr
PR Chong: Change job.
Datuk
Semi Value: To what?
Dr
PR Chong: How about advisor to oil company?
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2003 TV SMITH
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