TV SMITH's Dua Sen: Semi Value Lives
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SEMI VALUE LIVES
by TV Smith
29/11/03

Operator: Dr PR Chong & Rakan Rakan, Spin Doctors & PR Consultants, can I help you?

Datuk Semi Value: Get Boss!

Dr PR Chong: Morning Datuk, got golf game today meh?

Datuk Semi Value: Dei Macha, I'm in deep poo poo…

Dr PR Chong: What did you do this time?

Datuk Semi Value: I said something stupid about nets…

Dr PR Chong: I thought I told you to stay away from unfamiliar subjects like nets and the Internet?

Datuk Semi Value: Dei! let me finish dah…

Datuk Semi Value: I also said that the transportation of goods to and from ports more important…

Dr PR Chong: That was brilliant!

Datuk Semi Value: Except for one thing… I didn't realised that the ports and transportation companies were closed during that period.

Dr PR Chong: I think your other mistake was giving the impression that you semi-valued the lives of half a million-road users.

Datuk Semi Value: So now how dah? Can you put a spin on this one doc?

Dr PR Chong: This one cannot spin already. Got to do damage control. Let me get your file.

Dr PR Chong: By the way, the bill for the handling of the 1995 Karak Highway landslide press conference still not settled yet…

Datuk Semi Value: Your stupid 'Act Of God' advice got me into more trouble than the landslide itself and you are chasing me for payment now?

Dr PR Chong: What did you do with all the boulders that were blasted?

Datuk Semi Value: Why?

Dr PR Chong: My brother is in the quarry business; can contra mah…

Datuk Semi Value: Aiseh man, can you not talk about that first and come out with a strategy?

Dr PR Chong: You want standard press release, standard diversion or Plan B?

Datuk Semi Value: What's Plan B dah?

Dr PR Chong: Change job.

Datuk Semi Value: To what?

Dr PR Chong: How about advisor to oil company?

© 2003 TV SMITH
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