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THE
DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO TOILET SEX IN MALAYSIA
by
TV Smith
12/11/05
In
the recent 2005 Durex
Global Sex Survey, Malaysians overwhelmingly picked the toilet as the
preferred place for shagging outside a bedroom. In view of this prevalent practice,
Dua Sen presents the definitive
guide to toilet bonking...
Where:
Recommended:
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Unisex toilets: Beach Club, Passion, Loft, Thai Club, Liquid KL
• Spacious
toilets: Imbi Food Court, KL, Press Club of KL.
• Lonely toilets: Shell
Station, Batu 13 Ulu Langat.
• Artistic toilets: Pudu Complex (excellent
erotic graffiti on doors).
Not recommended:
• Rajooz Curry
House PJ - Stack of dirty dishes inside.
• The Mall KL - The doors are
about 3 or 4 feet high.
• Boutique Toilet KLCC - Will people who won't
pay for a room pay RM 4 for a toilet?
• LRT Stations - Gadget mounted
to prevent
squatting over bowl hinders smooth sex.
• Zouk KL - Bouncers get
upset.
• Toilets for the handicapped - Peter
Tan gets really upset.
Precautions:
• Due to the
foul smell in most of our public toilets, it is advisable to SKIP foreplay.
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Bring along an aerosol can of air freshener and flush BEFORE sex.
• KEEP
handbag safely around neck as snatch thieves strike from adjacent cubicles.
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Most of the cheap porcelain break easily, so go EASY on the acrobatics.
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Some toilets/cubicles come with built-in urinals. They usually stink. DO NOT push
your partner's head in that direction.
Positions:
While most (understandably) prefer an oral quickie, many copulating positions
are possible depending on your dexterity and state of desperation...
| | | Kitty
Style | | Bhangra
Style | | | | Lazy
Style | | Handbag
About To Be Stolen Style |
Politically-correct
androgynous mannequin illustrations by Johnny Ong.
©
2005 TV SMITH
Link to this article: http://www.tvsmith.net.my/duasen/121105_toiletsex.html
See also: SEX PLEASE, WE'RE MALAYSIANS
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