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DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO TOILET SEX IN MALAYSIA|
the recent 2005 Durex
Global Sex Survey, Malaysians overwhelmingly picked the toilet as the
preferred place for shagging outside a bedroom. In view of this prevalent practice,
Dua Sen presents the definitive
guide to toilet bonking...
Unisex toilets: Beach Club, Passion, Loft, Thai Club, Liquid KL
toilets: Imbi Food Court, KL, Press Club of KL.
Lonely toilets: Shell
Station, Batu 13 Ulu Langat.
Artistic toilets: Pudu Complex (excellent
erotic graffiti on doors).
House PJ - Stack of dirty dishes inside.
The Mall KL - The doors are
about 3 or 4 feet high.
Boutique Toilet KLCC - Will people who won't
pay for a room pay RM 4 for a toilet?
LRT Stations - Gadget mounted
squatting over bowl hinders smooth sex.
Zouk KL - Bouncers get
Toilets for the handicapped - Peter
Tan gets really upset.
Due to the
foul smell in most of our public toilets, it is advisable to SKIP foreplay.
Bring along an aerosol can of air freshener and flush BEFORE sex.
handbag safely around neck as snatch thieves strike from adjacent cubicles.
Most of the cheap porcelain break easily, so go EASY on the acrobatics.
Some toilets/cubicles come with built-in urinals. They usually stink. DO NOT push
your partner's head in that direction.
While most (understandably) prefer an oral quickie, many copulating positions
are possible depending on your dexterity and state of desperation...
About To Be Stolen Style
androgynous mannequin illustrations by Johnny Ong.
2005 TV SMITH
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See also: SEX PLEASE, WE'RE MALAYSIANS
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