Thursday, May 17, 2007
Lies! More Lies!
We just found out today that Malaysiakini is not a blog. Strange. Also, Z's driver's 7-year-old nephew told him we cannot touch those blogs which are hosted outside Malaysia. Another cabinet colleague's granddaughter said some bloggers are actually blogging from another country. Lies! Lies! Lies! If that is not depressing enough, children are being taught more nonsense these days. It seems, there is now a third category of bloggers - the semi-professional bloggers. What is the world coming to????
by MOB @ 9:10 pm
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Win A Car!
Boss said good job with the currency appreciation and is happy that the rakyat nicknamed him UpDollar. (Sounds better than UpRinggit lah). Suddenly with the flour, kopi-oh price increase, they are calling him UPDollah pula. We invite readers to help us come out with a better moniker and slogan. Win a Proton Limo (the only government approved potong kereta). Details soon, after special cabinet meeting.
by MOB @ 3:36 pm
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
No More Tears
Props to our bro, the former Mentri Besar, who came out swinging like Tyson. If only he has e-mail... we can send him the url of the offending blog. Also with KY on his way out, we don't need to use the Saliva Act anymore. His ministry can now hammer the bloggers with the Sedition Act. Yay!
by MOB @ 4:06 pm
I still prefer tears lah.
The Tun said...
You stole my blog template!
Wah! IJN also got Internet access meh?
Monday, May 14, 2007
After not getting any comments from the previous post, we are going to try out a new style of writing.
That barger Rocky doesn't even know the difference between fainting and collapsing issit? Fainting is collapsing slowly lah. Collapsing is fainting quickly. Don't understand English issit? Sumore all the blogging fellas simply spread the news before we can have a special cabinet meeting to discuss whether to allow publication of the news.
by MOB @ 6:41 pm
Patrick Teoh said...
Niamah! You don't get it, do you? Is spelt as 'flers' lah.
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Good News! Did you know that China, Cuba & North Korea are registering and controlling bloggers. Malaysia is proud to be the only non-Communist country accepted into the alliance known as C.R.A.P.P. (Communist Regimes Against Public Postings).
Bad news - We blew the entire year's budget for fireworks during the Eye Of Malaysia launch. So we celebrate next year OK?
by MOB @ 10:51 am
Monday, May 07, 2007
No updates today. We are having a special cabinet meeting to decide on whether to have a special cabinet meeting to discuss the upcoming special cabinet meetings.
by MOB @ 8:01 am
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Welcome to the MOB Blog (Ministers Opposing Blogging).
Today is Workers Day and it is such an auspicious day for us to launch our blog. We are proud to be the only bloggers genuinely celebrating Labour Day. We are all-male, and gainfully employed.
We know you are wondering why we are blogging in the first place. No. We are not going undercover. We just cannot count on our local journals anymore. The NUJ even had the audacity to ask us to recognize bloggers.
We cornered Ong at the leaking Parliament cafeteria the other day and chided him for allowing his party mouthpiece to have a blog. He said our main mouthpiece also got something call Munsters Blog. What is the world coming to????
by MOB @ 9:26 am
Is Monsters Blog leh. The Munsters is a 60's TV series lah.
We are ministers opposed to blogging. We are the MOB (Ministers Opposing Blogging). We rule!
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