UNCLE
HO CARES
by
TV Smith
17/01/05
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Uncle
Ho Menyokong MSC, Wawasan 2020, Malaysia
Boleh, Peace Malaysia, Kempen Beli
Barangan Buatan Malaysia, Kempen Cara
Hidup Sihat, Kempen Anti Denggi, Kempen
Kitar Semula, Kempen Pandu Cermat,
Kempen Membanteras Cetak Rompak &
Tabung Bencana Tsunami
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UNCLE
HO HOLDINGS - INTERNAL MEMO
From: Latuk Loctor (Uncle) Ho, Executive
Chairman.
To: All road runners, marketing agents,
tontos, field store keepers.
Sales Districts: Penang, Putrajaya,
SS2 PJ, Petaling Street, Desa Sri Hartamas,
Kepong, Langkawi, Pudu, Pandan Indah, Bangsar,
Kuantan, Johor Baru, Batu Pahat, Cyberjaya
& Sipadan.
Subject: Safety Advisory - Tactical
Body Armour.
Date: 17/01/05
As a caring
and responsive employer,
we would like to assure all our mobile agents
(road runners) that we are implementing additional
safety measures to protect you. In light of
recent developments, we are taking steps to
equip all our field employees with Military
Specs OTV – Outer Tactical Vests.
The bullet-proof wear comes with detachable
groin protector and additional storage pockets
for LOTR box sets.
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After having witnessed the efficacy of the
weapon issued to certain uncooperative enforcement
officers, we decided to give priority to foot
soldiers operating in crowded, public places.
Personnel assigned to SS2, Chinatown, Jalan
Alor, Jalan Telawi 2 & 3 and Desa Sri
Hartamas, please report for fitting immediately.
At this point of time, it is unclear whether
downliners operating within fixed indoor premises
will be targetted. Please look out
for our SMS alerts, tune in to our regular
walkie-talkie broadcasts or contact your nearest
tonto.
REMEMBER: A bullet exiting your body might
kill a prospective customer.
Thank you for your cooperation and please
destroy this memo after reading.
Yang benar,
Latuk Loctor (Uncle) Ho, J.B., P.2.P.,
P.P.S., A.C.A., N.E.R.O., R.I.A.A., K.A.A.Z.A
Issued by the Human Resource Department, Syarikat
Kumpulan Uncle Ho VCD, DVD, DVD-9, CD, CD-ROM
Holdings & Group Of Companies (Malaysia)
(1998) Sdn Bhd.
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Uncle
Ho Menyokong MSC, Wawasan 2020, Malaysia
Boleh, Peace Malaysia, Kempen Beli
Barangan Buatan Malaysia, Kempen Cara
Hidup Sihat, Kempen Anti Denggi, Kempen
Kitar Semula, Kempen Pandu Cermat,
Kempen Membanteras Cetak Rompak &
Tabung Bencana Tsunami
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©
2005 TV SMITH
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