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UNCLE HO CARES
by TV Smith
17/01/05


Uncle Ho Menyokong MSC, Wawasan 2020, Malaysia Boleh, Peace Malaysia, Kempen Beli Barangan Buatan Malaysia, Kempen Cara Hidup Sihat, Kempen Anti Denggi, Kempen Kitar Semula, Kempen Pandu Cermat, Kempen Membanteras Cetak Rompak & Tabung Bencana Tsunami

UNCLE HO HOLDINGS - INTERNAL MEMO

From: Latuk Loctor (Uncle) Ho, Executive Chairman.

To: All road runners, marketing agents, tontos, field store keepers.

Sales Districts: Penang, Putrajaya, SS2 PJ, Petaling Street, Desa Sri Hartamas, Kepong, Langkawi, Pudu, Pandan Indah, Bangsar, Kuantan, Johor Baru, Batu Pahat, Cyberjaya & Sipadan.

Subject: Safety Advisory -
Tactical Body Armour.

Date: 17/01/05


As a caring and responsive employer, we would like to assure all our mobile agents (road runners) that we are implementing additional safety measures to protect you. In light of recent developments, we are taking steps to equip all our field employees with Military Specs OTV – Outer Tactical Vests. The bullet-proof wear comes with detachable groin protector and additional storage pockets for LOTR box sets.

Vest Automatic
Image from GLOCK

After having witnessed the efficacy of the weapon issued to certain uncooperative enforcement officers, we decided to give priority to foot soldiers operating in crowded, public places. Personnel assigned to SS2, Chinatown, Jalan Alor, Jalan Telawi 2 & 3 and Desa Sri Hartamas, please report for fitting immediately.

At this point of time, it is unclear whether downliners operating within fixed indoor premises will be targetted. Please look out for our SMS alerts, tune in to our regular walkie-talkie broadcasts or contact your nearest tonto.

REMEMBER:
A bullet exiting your body might kill a prospective customer.

Thank you for your cooperation and please destroy this memo after reading.

Yang benar,

Latuk Loctor (Uncle) Ho, J.B., P.2.P., P.P.S., A.C.A., N.E.R.O., R.I.A.A., K.A.A.Z.A

Issued by the Human Resource Department, Syarikat Kumpulan Uncle Ho VCD, DVD, DVD-9, CD, CD-ROM Holdings & Group Of Companies (Malaysia) (1998) Sdn Bhd.


Uncle Ho Menyokong MSC, Wawasan 2020, Malaysia Boleh, Peace Malaysia, Kempen Beli Barangan Buatan Malaysia, Kempen Cara Hidup Sihat, Kempen Anti Denggi, Kempen Kitar Semula, Kempen Pandu Cermat, Kempen Membanteras Cetak Rompak & Tabung Bencana Tsunami

© 2005 TV SMITH
Link to this article: http://www.tvsmith.net.my/duasen/170105_unclehoadvisory.html


See also: UNCLE HO WANTS YOU | UNCLE HO'S MEGA SALE | LATUK LOCTOR HO

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