TV SMITH's Dua Sen: Dear Woody
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DEAR WOODY
by TV Smith
03/07/03

Fellow blogger and product reviewer, Woody Loh was understandably perplexed by a comment made by one her readers that some sort of "thing" was going on between us. To clear the air, to promote transparency and to instill public confidence in blogging, Singapore-style, I reproduce (without her permission) our correspondence...

Hey Terrence,

Apparently we have a "thing" going on.
Are we copulating and was I present? Seemed to have
missed it. I am a dopehead so the lights are on but
nobody's home.

Check out the comments on my latest posting, you'll
see what I mean.

Cheers!

Woody

Comment on her comment box:
"Since you and TV Smith have some sort of "thing" going,
how about a copulation of ideas?"


Dear Woody,

Ahh... Wattodoo?? (to quote my favourite Star columnist, Andrew Sia). The
price of 'make-believe' fame. With every famous artistic liaison, the rumour
mill worked overtime; Doris Day with Rod Hudson, Jessica Lange with King
Kong, and lately, our very own national sweetheart, Siti with a blue
hippopotamus.... Que Sera Sera.

But nevertheless, historically there were some interesting 'copulation of
ideas' arising from unlikely partnerships; musicians Elton John & Bernie
Taupin, film critics Ebert & Siskel and ventriloquist Jimmy Nelson & his
wisecracking wooden dummy, Danny O' Day. Sorry; off hand, I can't think of
any memorable heterosexual couples...

Funnily, another regular visitor to my site wanted to know, if the girl I
was coupling in the car (in my "Peeping Tans" article) was Woody. She's not
convinced that you and I would blogged about vehicular copulation by sheer
co-incidence.

I think the only 'thingy' we have in common is that we both like to copulate
(with someone else, of course) in front of our pets. My nine cats don't seem
to mind watching though, except for one particular canine-inspired
position....

Cheers,

TV

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See also: PEEPING TANS | SEX PLEASE, WE'RE MALAYSIANS | MENAGE A MOI

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