TV SMITH's Dua Sen: The Secret Blog Continues
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THE SECRET BLOG CONTINUES
by TV Smith
20/03/08

     
   PLSB  
     
 

Friday, March 21, 2008
Holy Ikan Kembong!

After yesterday's unpleasant experience at Lake Gardens, me and my wife decided to go for our weekly foot massage accompanied by 15 bodyguards and 3 aides. We arrived at Jalan Foot Reflexology (aka Jalan Bukit Bintang) at about 4pm.

Holy Ikan Kembong! When I came out of the reflexology shop, my shoes were gone! I never realised that crime in the city is as bad as the people claimed. Called the Police Chief and he sent in a SWAT team, helicopters and sniffer dogs. They cordoned off the whole road and did a shop-to-shop search but no luck. I was left standing by the roadside, barefooted.

Wifey suggested we pop over to Sg Wang Plaza to get me a pair of Japanese slippers for the time being. By that time, a number of newly-appointed cabinet ministers showed up. They carried me on their shoulders all the way to Sg Wang. I am impressed. They are very efficient and attentive. Malaysia has a bright future.

The thing I don't understand about women is that to buy a pair of cheap slippers they need to check out a dozen stores, compare prices, look for bargain items, check for excessive glue underneath the straps, check whether the two halves matched to within 0.003 mm, etc, etc.

Anyway, I was sitting there in one of the shops holding a pair of slippers when TV Smith came along. He took a photo of me and I asked him what is so special about me holding a pair of slippers. He said a picture of me holding a pair of flip-flops is priceless. Huh? I don't get it.

PS: He also told me I can get better bargains for flip-flops at: Sleepyheads.com

posted by PLSB @ 18:53 pm

1 Comments:


TV Smith said...
If you go to Pasar Karat (behind Petaling St) you can buy back your shoes.



Thursday, March 20, 2008

Apology to The Driver of HW Something

Today, me and my wife decided to take a break. We wanted to travel without the whole entourage. Guess what? We took a cab to the Bird Park by ourselves.

This taxi driver was such a pain. He complained about everything under the sun; taxi permits, fuel price, flour price, robberies, briberies, tolls... blah blah blah. That's fine. I can deal with that. When we reached the Lake Gardens I noticed there is also a Butterfly Park. And a Hibiscus Park. Wah, so nice. Since I can't make up my mind, I asked him to drive around in order to decide.

After 40 minutes, the impatient fella suddenly uttered: "Mana Mahu TURUN?" You know I am a mild-mannered person but somehow I lost my cool. I strangled his neck and the taxi crashed into a drain. Fortunately no one was hurt. I now regret my actions and apologise to the cabbie.

posted by PLSB @ 19:03 pm

1 Comments:


Wifey said...
He said "Mana" and not "Bila", dear.


Thursday, March 20, 2008
2 Botaks Trying To Outshine Me!

One botak called for my resignation. The other botak declared he will challenge me. Baldies are baddies. BAD BAD BAD

posted by PLSB @ 11:30 am

1 Comments:


RPK said...
Make that 3 !


Thursday, March 20, 2008
Working It Out

I think I have the chronological sorting sorted out. I also learning to put in links. Here you go: the link to my previous posts:

<ahrf.previous.http://////////////////////\////////////////////////////////////...."linked">

I don't know why it is not working but I learned something new today. Uncle Kit told me HTML stands for "How To Make Link".

posted by PLSB @ 7:03 am

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Uncle Kit said...
I think you left out one forward slash.

PLSB said...

Thanks. After I figure that one out I want to install blogroll, sitemeter, adsense, mycen news feed, chatbox and the cute ticking clock Rocky used to have.

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